My Tomato Soup Loves Me
Written by Aaron Paulley on January 18th, 2009
Made some tomato soup in the microwave the other day. I think it was trying to send me a message.
Thank Goodness I Live in a Free Country by Don Cooper
Written by Aaron Paulley on January 15th, 2009
I woke up in the morning in my FHA (Federal Housing Administration) approved home that was built in accordance with USDOE (Department of Energy), FERC (Federal Energy Regulatory Commission), and numerous CFRs (Code of Federal Regulations).
I went to the bathroom to clean up for work. I showered with soap, shampoo and other toiletry products that [...]